I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
Are you my favorite book? Because when I think about you I touch my shelf.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
Is your Spotify working? Because I would love you to join my family plan.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
"You're perfect in every way, just not for me."
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
I want you to know I’m here for you no matter what, Alice. Tell me anything and Alice-en
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
If I was a sticker, would you add me to your vintage luggage set?
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
Want to see the real coming attraction?
Hi, I’m a T-cell, and I’m here to protect you from everything.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
Hello there, how do you brew?
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Here in Australia it's already tomorrow, wanna know what we did last night?
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Your beauty is blinding.
You sweep me off my feet!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Boy, are you Elvis Presley? Because lord almighty I feel my temperature rising
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you even after I'm sixty-four!
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
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