There’s snow one like you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima horny, let's screw.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Are you from heaven? because you seem like an angel to me?
If a flower grew every time you’d cross my mind, I’d have a field of flowers.
All you need is MY love
Hey, I just got my flight number. I’m just missing your phone number.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Oh me, oh Jeremiah, that is one great face you have there
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Are you made of uranium? I’m made of iodine! That explains why all I can see is U and I together.
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren't conventionally attractive.
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Hey baby, you got any diseases? Want some?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
You should see what I can do with ice.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
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