Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up. You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Do you know what I did last night? I put Easter eggs in a heart shape for you to find!
Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
I feel an attraction between the two of us that is more than just our physical gravitation.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren’t so shy I would tell you who.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Composers always score.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
My Spotify sucks. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!
You're such a TEAse.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Can I call you pia mater? Cause you’re always on my mind.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I’m not sure the best way to approach you..could you give me a Vivinsider tip?
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I can turn your software into hardware.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
This date just made my day Emil-ion times better
Hey, let's hold a costume party. You can be a bank, and I can be alone!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
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