Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
I expected some baggage with our relationship but I didn’t expect the cargo of the Titanic to come floating to the surface.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
"You deserve better and so do I."
I’ve always loved the name Alexandra. Should I call you Alexandra, Alex, Lexie, or mine?
"Is that cannon fire, or is it my heart pounding?"
- Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (1942)
Are you a musician? Because you make my heart go staccato.
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Girl, are you my Spotify playlist? ‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.
"Roses are red, Violets are blue. Garbage is dumped, now so are you."
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
I used to go out with a homeless girl, like you. It was great. I could drop her off anywhere.
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
Are you my new favorite song? Because I'd like to hear you on repeat.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
This headlamp isn’t the only thing getting turned on tonight.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
What a great match!..I hope when you see my message you don’t give it Ah-big-ail no and leave me hanging
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Salami get this straight, you've stolen my heart.
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Your fragrance lights up my life.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
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