Are you a lateral pterygoid because you make my jaw drop.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
You're quite the catch, baby.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Are you an overdue book? Because you have fine written all over you!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Will you be the sun in my life? Then stay millions of miles away from me.
I think this has been said somewhere else.
You must be Drumheller, ‘cause I totally dig you.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
I barely noticed you in the winter months, you were missing from the sky.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
"Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back."
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Do you know the Tango? Because you're dancing away with my heart.
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I was just reading an article called "10 most scenic runs"... the third one was with you!
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Ah, I always knew all Alexanders were Great
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
Can I be your next varietal?
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
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