When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Are you the World Cup? ‘Cause I get excited just waiting for you.
Are you from another world? You look like my love from another star.
Lettuce go on a long drive.
Babe, are you Spotify? Because I would pay premium to spend uninterrupted time with you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Hey girl, I'd give you my heart but I already gave it to Jesus.
You can have my number though.
Hey Audrey, Audreyly like to take you out
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Now I know why there's no snow - you're so hot!
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
I wanted to write with the perfect first line… but It’s been a bit of a dilEmma coming up with one
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
You’re sweeter than fructose.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I hope you know CPR, baby because you take my breath away.
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Sorry, I had a pick up line for you but I got so distracted by your beauty.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
Can I take a picture of you so Santa knows what I want for Christmas?
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
You can stand under my umbrella.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
Nice Ass-teroid.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
You just caused a heat wave.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Dominic Pick-Up Lines
You're spicier than Sriracha.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
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