If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Just call me your baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Have you ever worked in a hotel?
Then why are you checking me out?
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
You sweep me off my feet!
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
If you shave your legs as well as that fennel, I can't wait to touch them.
Are you from pennsylvania cause I want to stick my pen in your sylvania.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Are you sure that you’re not a microwave oven? Because, you sure make my heart melt!
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
Can I call you "whom"? Because you're the object — of my affections.
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Your treat or mine?
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
You are my density!
You’re a perfect ten(t).
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Hey, I think I could rock your world if you Dave me a chance…
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Hey lady, I'm like the sun, I go down every night.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
You're such a TEAse.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Once you finish deep breathing, do you want to start panting?
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
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