If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
My love for you is like a Trojan Horse, it’ll sneak up on you when you least expect it.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Come with me, let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
I find my core strength in you.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Hey babe, I want tibia your Valentine!
Are you heading to India? 'Cause I'd Goa anywhere with you!
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
There's something gorgeous about your eyes...
Oh, that's it! It's my reflection.
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
I’m like a solar panel absorbing your radiant sunshine energy.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Charlotte, would you char-let me rock your world?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
I thought this was a bar, but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
My love for you is like the universe… never-ending!
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
Baby, you remind me of my spice cabinet - cuz you got a fine grind going on.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Knock knock. Who's there? You're - You're who? - You're single!
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
If I was a chessboard, I'd be lucky to have a queen like you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
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