I think we'd grow a great organic garden together.
I bet you don’t talk to strangers. But, if you had my number in your phone book, we wouldn’t be strangers anymore.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
I know I’m a perfect stranger, so let me introduce myself. I’m Ted. See? Now I’m just perfect.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
Your pace or mine?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
I can be your travel pillow.
You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least exciting thing about you. I’d love to know more.
You are the square to my root.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I'm sorry I had an accident...
I slipped and fell right into your heart.
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Well, I’m definitely Madel-interested
I can score from multiple positions.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
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