You look good on your yoga mat.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
Are you the perigee moon? Because I’m so attracted to you day by day.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Call me Hamstring, 'cause you've pulled.
Let's be like Noah and do this as a pair.
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Roses are red, Violet are blue. What would you do. If I fell in love with you?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
My name is Romeo, will you be my Juliet?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
You're hotter than a data center!
I’m trying to find a date for this weekend…do you Noah guy?
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
You look like my future ex wife.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm like Rachmaninov...king of the romantic
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Baby, you're so sweet you'd put Hershey's out of business!
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Hey babe, are you the Mcdonald's Ice Cream Machine, because you just aren't working for me anymore.
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.