"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
Can I be your next varietal?
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
So, are you the kinda guy to Lu-kiss and tell?
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
I can't let it be until I get your number.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I hope you know CPR because you take my breath away.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
You’re as beautiful as a flower, but I think I rose to the challenge.
Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning in you?
I don’t know how to spell beautiful. all I know is without u, it’s impossible.
Your name is insert name here?
Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me.
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away!
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
I find my core strength in you.
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
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