Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Let’s make like a banana and split.
Angel, I want to run all the way with you.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Are you from a fairytale? Your beauty is magical
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
When was the last time you got a cute good morning text? Give me your number so we can fix that.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Wow call me Eve, because you just made me feel like the only girl in the world
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You smell... We should go take a shower together.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Are you a cigarette?
Because when I'm done with your butt I'm gonna throw it away.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
I have these chicken n_ggets. Now all I need is U!
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
I couldn’t help but approach, you’ve been on my mind Twenty four Evan
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
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