Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Roses are red, violets are blue, trash is dumped and so are you.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Looks like we’re Taylor made for each other
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
My divorce attorney
Hi, you’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line. Would you settle for just flowers?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
What are the chances I open with a pun that’s so bad you Leah-ve me hanging?
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
I do not want your candy, what I want is your number.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
The only thing hotter than today is you.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I can turn your software into hardware.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
"You deserve better and so do I."
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
I hope you're good at catching cause I'm starting to fall for you.
Do you want to be disappointed tonight?
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
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