Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Halloween is over. Why are you still dressed as an angel?
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Are you a mosquito? ‘Cause I’m a sucker for you.
We can share my yoga mat so we can become one.
I want you for no raisin.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
It’s not you – it’s me. I don’t like you anymore.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Haida there, gorgeous.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
Are you a barista? I like you a latte
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Your name must be Jelly... cuz jam don't shake like that.
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Do you believe in love at first sight? How about misery after three years?
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
It’s a good thing we’re bad at puzzles because there is no way we’re putting this shit back together.
If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because i only think about one thing and that’s you.
Are you my lines? Because I could never forget you.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Are you Jewish? Cause you IS RAELI HOT.
Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you!
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.
Do you know a bakery around? Because I would like to purchase a sweet like you.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
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