If I live to a hundred and two, I won't let nobody sting me but you
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
Are you a flower? Because I'd love it if you planted one on me.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Sorry for not saying 'Bless You', it already seems that you are.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
I’d be Ju-lyin’ if I said you weren’t super cute
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
I was having a pretty boring night but now it’s looking a lot more Evelyn-tful
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
Baby, I would trade the entire candy bar in the world for you.
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
You can drive my car, and if you'd like, I also have a Yellow Submarine
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Let’s put our tulips together.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Want to lock our bikes together?
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
The mothership has returned and I must leave.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
"My cat doesn't like you."
The best stretches are partner stretches.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Do you want some raisin? How about some jam to go with it.
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