Hey, do you still remember me? Oh, that’s right. We only met in my dreams.
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
Are you a bank loan? Well, you’ve certainly got my interest.
"You are adorable, mademoiselle. I study your feet with the microscope and your soul with the telescope."
― Victor Hugo, Les Misérables
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
I really like you. So does my wife.
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
I don't think there's anything hotter than chocolate but hey! There you are in front of me.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself...
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
What is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Hey, are you okay-leb?
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Do you like Dave Brubeck? ‘Cos I think we need to Take 5.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
Pies aren't the new cupcakes, baby. You are.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Do those legs go all the way? Because you should use them to go away.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
You must be from the cosmos because your body is heavenly.
I Got to Get You Into My Life
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.
Roses are red, violets are blue....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you.
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s’more.
Are you a member of a Girl Scout? Girl: No. Boy: Then why you knew how to tie my heart into knots?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Please keep your distance. I might fall for you.
Can I check the tag on your clothes?
Why, because I'm made in heaven?
No, because your sweating profusely through your armpits and I want to avoid purchasing this fabric in the future.