I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
"Really, our time together has just become more effort than you're worth."
Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature.
You're as classy as the first Pan Am flight.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage? 'Cause I’d wait an eternity for you at the airport.
Know what? I dig you, really!
Is your name Alice? ‘cause baby I can show you Wonderland.
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
I really can't finish a box of strawberries all by myself, Would you like to share with me over some wine?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you the online order I placed a few days ago? Cause I’ve been waiting for you all day.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Would you like to upsize your meal and get my number for free today?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
You know what they say about a man with big feet... he wears big shoes.
Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
My fridge is hotter than you.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Let’s put our tulips together.
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
The last time I saw a body like yours, I was burying it in my basement.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
I’ll open your heart like Nixon opened the door to China in ’72.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
How are you still so fat when you've been running in my mind for so long?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
I heard your beauty inspired an artistic movement called "perfectionism".
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
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