Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Old Man: "Where have you been all my life?"
Woman: "For the first half of it, I wasn't even born yet."
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
I'd make like Jacob and work seven years for you to be my bride.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Nice life preservers.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, If I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
I am struggling to carry with this hiking but your great glow has kept me going.
Are you a pot-head? Because weed be cute together
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Funny meat-ing you here.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to my prayers.
I'm just like a dumpling. I have fillings for you.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Enough exposition. Let’s move this to the development section
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie.
How about a kanga-root?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material!
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
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