I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Good thing I just bought term life insurance … because I saw you and my heart stopped!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
You must be a narrative hook. Because you’re stuck in my mind.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
I'd like to eat breakfast with you.
Can I invite you to dinner?
When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran with my future wife today.
Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
This match sure has me feeling Victori-ous
You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
Is your name pronounced Ee-an, or Eye-an? I hope it’s the latter cuz I’ve got my Ian you
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda.
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
If I supply the voltage and you supply the resistance, imagine the currents we can make together.
Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!
Hey Anna, how about you Anna I grab a drink sometime?
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Is your name Succinylcholine? Because you’re paralyzing.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
Do you wanna see a magic trick? Watch me pull something out of my pants!
My fridge is hotter than you.
Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.
"So… Do you like cheese?"
- Duke, She’s The Man (2006)
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
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