If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
I can tell what a woman drinks just by looking at her, and for you it's a diet coke.
"Hey babe, you heard of the movie 'Other people?'"
"Yeah, why?"
"I think we should see it."
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
You set my heart bonfire.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you a cat because I'm feline a connection between us.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
"Hey baby, you look so good, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
My love for you is like this hike. It goes on and on.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.