Want to be workout buddies?
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Can i give you a kiss? If you don’t like it, you can return it.
You're as hot as a desert summer.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because baby, you take my breath away!
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
I like Ronaldo, But I'd like to get Messi.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
The sun is up. The sky is blue. It's beautiful and so are you.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
Need a cart? No? How about a girlfriend?
I need three things: The sun for the day, The moon for the night, and you for the whole life.
I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
We need to cover more ground so we should split up.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Girl, I know your wearing Nike, but I just won't do it.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something - my jaw.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
This coffee is too strong. How about a kiss because you are the only sugar I need.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred.
Your lab or my lab?
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You’re pretty and I’m damn cute. If we’re together, we would be pretty cute.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK
Woman: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you before GLY
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
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