Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Here's a raisin. Sorry if it is not enough but I can give you a date on Saturday.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Wanna go out sometime? I think we’d have Avery fun time together
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
Did we fall from the sky? Because we look pretty broken up right now.
For you, I would slay two Goliaths.
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
All you need is MY love
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
"We are like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself to fix it."
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I bet your number sounds even better than you look right now.
You can call me Jonah.
Because I'm going to show you a whale of a time.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
I hope you prefer men who take grooming seriously.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
If I was your heart would you let me beat?
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
Are you a pizza at a Chinese buffet? Because I want you, but can I trust you?
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