Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Namastay here or come home with me?
Wanna go explore some celestial bodies together?
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Ohh hey… You’re Riley cute
No wonder the sky is gray- all the color is in your eyes.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I came here looking for a little tail.
How about you and I form a binary system?
I think you’re pretty Stella-r
Honey, I need you to cancel my subscription. I’m done with your issues.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
I was blinded by your beauty...
I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
Are you bad WiFi?
Because I'm feeling no connection here.
Will you give me your number or will you let me spend the whole night guessing the digits?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey, wanna be Jere-MY-ah?
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Hey babe do you need crutches? Cause I can’t stand you anymore.
Girl you are like the sweet song of a choir.
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Love me till ice cream.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you into salads? Because I think I'm falling in lovage.
"Sorry I stopped contacting you. I had to go back to rehab."
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I'm sorry I'll have to confiscate your driving license...
Because you are driving me crazy!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, me and you.
Babe, all the trail leads straight to you.
So tell me Ian, what’s the most Ian-teresting thing about you?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Are you a cherry? Because I want to pick you up.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I might need a doctor, because you're Dublin my heart-rate!
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