Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
Are you a dollar bill? Because you’re single.
If you give me your number, I promise to spam you with pictures of cute puppies on a daily basis.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Like America to Hawaii in 1898, you’ve annexed my heart.
Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!
Do you want to play house with me? You can be the front door, and I'll slam you until sunrise.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!" You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you take my breath away.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Call me Kathleen Wynne ‘cause I’d spend all my money on you.
You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Your earrings are the mirrors that reflect the moonlight into your eyes.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
If I wrote a cookbook, you'd be the featured recipe.
I'd like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language.
But I could never string together enough words to properly express how beautiful you are.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Do you need prayer?
Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
Your hold on my heart is perennial, I’ll keep coming back always.
Do you like hot foods
If so, you definitely are what you eat.
I don't have a foot fetish, but I'm pretty into mistle-toe.
I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you.
You're spicier than Sriracha.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Wifey material.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Why, because you can see yourself in my pants?
No, because I wanted to check how I look before I hit on your hot friend.
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
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