You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
You shift my emotional oxy-hemoglobin saturation curve to the left! Easy to bind, hard to let go...
You're not allowed to use your hands in this game.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
Hi there, I heard you were looking for something locally grown? How about some organic and 100% locally grown companion?
I love analyzing texts, but you haven't sent me any.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
I'd run miles just to be with you.
I am so dedicated to basketball, but I promise you I will bring that dedication to our relationship.
Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you."
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
My frinds call me Legato, since I'm so smooth
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Your pace or mine?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
Oh, sorry I spilled your drink. Can I buy you another?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Your eyes are so blue I feel like I'm in the sky when I'm with you.
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away.
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tomorrow night?
They say that Disney World is "the happiest place on earth".
They've obviously never been in your arms.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.