Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark, you still seem to shine.
You must sprinkle extra sugar in your cereal in the morning...
Why, because I'm so sweet?
No, because you're really fat.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees."
― Pablo Neruda, Twenty Love Poems and A Song of Despair
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Can’t believe I’ve gone this long in my life without Ben by your side
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
I don't know.
About ten pounds less than you, fat-ass.
I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curves
My flower blooms whenever I see your beautiful face, I hope you know what I mean.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
If there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I have been searching for!
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
I’ve never experienced having my dream come true, until the day I met you.
Are you in the on deck circle? Çause you're up next.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces,
A shoe without laces,
ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
Hey girl my heart is anywhere you are.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
You looked better when I was drunk.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
There are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Baby, you can drive my car if we let it be.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Drowning doesn't seem too bad if you would give me mouth-to-mouth.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
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