I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
Flowers like our minds, open at the right time. Mine has opened to receive your love.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Are you a computer technician?
Because you turn my hardware into software.
"You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen foods section—because you could melt all this stuff."
- Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven (1990)
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
I Ecuador you.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Hey, how'd you like to recreate the Big Bang?
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Girl you are rocking this run.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Here's to a big opening weekend.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
Are you a chocolate cake? I’m craving something sweet.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
How do you pronounce Jasmine? Because in my head it’s “Jas-MINE”.
Hey there, will you Vio-let me take you out sometime this weekend?
The sun must be jealous of you because you are so hot.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
I'm Havana dream about you.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
Are you a burger? Because you can be the meat between my buns.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
What took you so long? I've been Kuwait-ing for you my whole life.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are BeAuTi-ful.
You and the sun have one thing in common. You are both radiant.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?
You look pretty cool, I hope you don’t lead me Jack to square one
When we met, it was love at frost sight.
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