Let's do lunge together
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
If we were playing tennis, I'd let you score all the points so I'll always be in love.
If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Hey Pumpkin, I just wanted to say that I'm done with having Halloween every day.
Girl, you must be blue because you’re the hottest star around right now.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I'd be Lyon to myself if I said I thought we weren't meant to be.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Would you describe yourself as a ternary? Because you have a lovely form.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Are you a lover of magic tricks? Pass me a paper and watch my number appear on it.
Tricks aren’t really my thing. But you’re sure a treat.
Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot?
Camel called.
He wants his toe back.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Adam? More like ahh-damn.
I would ask you if you're tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don't do any running.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Excuse me, there has been a heartbreak incident and I need your number to solve it.
Hey baby, wanna witness a gamma ray burst?
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Girl, you are so fine, I had to upgrade my graphics card just to admire your pictures.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Girl you are looking so Jose-fine in those photos
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
All I want is to fill that vacuum in your heart.
You remind me of Halley's Comet. I don't wanna see you again for another 74 years.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
I think there’s something wrong with my eye. I can’t take them off of you.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I couldn’t help but notice that you’ve got 3 bags of Cool Ranch Doritos in your basket. Marry me?
You've got great posture. I'd love to see you flow sometime.
You must be a keyboard. Because you're just my type.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
How about you let me take you to the Planetarium? You seem to belong there since your beauty is celestial.
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