I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Please, please me
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno I love you, don't you?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
You're such a TEAse.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
I C Major potential in us getting together.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination."
- Gossip Girl
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
You must be vaporizing from a solid-state because I think you are absolutely sublime.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
A little less conversation, a little more action please.
I lost my future girlfriend's phone number.
I think you might have it.
Can I interest you in a magic trick? Just give me your phone and watch my number magically appear on it.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
When I see your face there's not a thing that I would change...
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
You look good on your yoga mat.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Hey girl, I can't wait to see your body - of Christ.
I would part the Red Sea for you.
Sorry, could you turn it down a little please? Your smile is really lighting up the whole room.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
Hey Erin, ever heard that sharin’ is carin’? Care to share a meal together sometime?
Excuse me madan, could you help me? My hands ar so heavy. Could you hold them for me?
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
Hey, how’ve you Ben?
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
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