Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
I Tour de Francy you.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Are you a centripetal force? Because you make my world go round.
"Don't ever think I fell for you, or fell over you. I didn't fall in love, I rose in it."
― Toni Morrison, Jazz
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Could this be the trail that leads to your heart?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
Excuse Me, I’ve lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Is that a mirror in your Bible? Because I see you reflecting Christ.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hey girl, I've got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
You leave me Wonton more.
You are the object of my preposition.
I bet you play soccer because you're a keeper.
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
If you take the "L" out of LOVER. Its OVER.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Did my Spotify playlist glitch? Because you are the only song I hear.
Girl, have we both been rendered sightless? Because we ain’t seeing each other anymore.
You're so fine that I wouldn't care if you were dead or alive!
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
Is your nickname Mercury? Cause you look habitable.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
You are one well-defined function!
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Love me till ice cream.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart.
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