Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
You wanna know who makes my life complete? Read the first word in this sentence.
You are living proof that Australia was colonized by criminals, because it's 'criminal' how good you look.
I’m feeling a little blue, do you think you could help al-Levi-ate my pain with a good date?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Girl its been fun
But im leaving you
I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking out of this relationship.
You've stolen a pizza my heart.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.
I heard there are names that can be impossible to make puns out of, say its not Zoey!
I hand out couple assists per game, but never landed on a dime like you
Me without you is like a sneaker without laces.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?
Your lips may be saying no, but your endorphins are saying yes.
Is there a wormhole that will always take me directly to where you are?
Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand.
I wish I had some butter for them biscuits.
This relationship is kinda like the Superbowl LIII halftime show; I can’t wait for it to be over.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Heaven called, they're missing an Angel.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
What are your plans tonight? I’ll be free if you’re feeling a little Leo-nly…
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.
Aaron you glad I messaged you first?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Wanna dance? I can really put your inertia in motion.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
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