Luca here, I’m just going to cut to the chase and ask if you want to get a drink with me
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
"If I win, I get to take you home. If you win, you can come home with me."
- Trees Lounge (1996)
Hey, are you Cinderella because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.
Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now?
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
Your eyes are as blue as the sea after a storm.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you an audiobook? Because I want to listen to you forever.
"Do you have a cell phone I could use?"
"Why?"
"Someone has to call God and tell him that one of his angels is missing."
- Couples Retreat (2009)
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I'd love to join.
"Hey girl, I don't have power and success, but I'm funny."
- Modern Family
Do you know why you need to get up early? Because you’re the sunshine.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
I think I glove you.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
What do you think Abby-t going on a date sometime?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Girl you are rocking this run.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Is your name Sunshine? Because you are “In my soul today”.
Anaerobic respiration reminds me of how you take my breath away.
Man: Did you fall from heaven?
Woman: No, but I'm an Angel and died fifteen years ago... just like that pick up line.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
You're as intoxicating as a home distilled liquor.
Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.
I've never understood the fashion industry, those people are so clothes-minded.
Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
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