Hurricane Irene is a Category 3, but if it had your name it be a perfect 10.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call ‘FINE PRINT’!
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Haven’t I seen you before? Maybe in my dreams?
Is this room hot or it’s just you?
I want you for no raisin.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I'd like to get to know you biblically.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Why don't we head to my bedroom, peel back my Star War sheets, and discover what a true Jedi can do with his lightsaber?
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Your plants have taken roots deep within my heart.
I think we Anthon-eed to get to know each other soon
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you're the whole package.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I love your energy.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Sorry, But You Owe Me A Drink. Well, When I Saw You, I Dropped Mine.
You must be a fourth or a fifth, because you're just perfect!
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
"My cat doesn't like you."
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I have to say “Hi” to the prettiest girl in the room… can you help me say “Hi” to that girl over there?
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
You know what you would look really beautiful in?
My arms.
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... And I'm the 1 you need.
Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!
Want to go for a ride?
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
What do you see? [Nothing]. That’s my life without you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
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