You feel like that old book tucked away in a corner – one look at it still makes my heart skip a beat.
Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
I dreamt about you. You died.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives.
Because he never met you.
I'm willing to lower my standards if you're going on a date with me.
I should call you rainbow, because you’re passing with flying colors.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Sorry to interrupt with a bad pick up line, but if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Wow, you have a the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
Your name must be Candy- cuz you look so sweet.
Why do I want raisins when you are my only grape? Let's have some wine.
Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, even though I should.
Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.
Woah! You look like I need a drink.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Are you Siri? As a result of your autocomplete feature
You should see what I can do with ice.
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Are you a model?
I don’t want an apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.
I've only got three months to live.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I'd pee on you.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be in one of them?
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
Are you a tenor? Cuz you're the only ten I hear
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Are you a tower? Because eiffel for you!
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
"You deserve better and so do I."
My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium, because I am in love with U.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Are you German? Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
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