You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Tex.
Tex who?
Tex two to tango.
Are you doctor recommended? Because I’d like to to get a Hailey dose
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.
Are you the morning bus?
'Cause i always miss you...
Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Is this the bus stop?
Because I'm here to pick you up!
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
You smell. We should go take a shower together.
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
I want you more than I want world peace.
Angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
Where there’s a Willow there’s a way… and I hope this was a good way to break the ice
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
"Is it hot in here or is this relationship suffocating me?"
You can stop running after your dreams. I am right here.
I'm not gay but I'll learn.
Call me AC/DC, because I'm gonna rock you all night long!
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Are you a flower? Because I fell in love with you once and floral.
Isabella Isabeauty for sure
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
I Tour de Francy you.
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
I could never Passover you.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
I can’t remember my number. Can I please have yours instead?
Me: Did it hurt?
Her: Did what hurt?
Me: When the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
How hot does your gas oven get?
Except the direction I'm walking in.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
I'd spend Tuesdays with Morrie, but baby, I'd spend every day with you.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
You're such a TEAse.
Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
My friends have been calling me a loon, because I'm crazy about you.
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
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