“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Your name is insert name here?
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
Ooh, I love your accent. What is it, agogic?
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.
You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
Woah, that attractive field of yours is pulling me in! By any chance, are you a Van de Graaff generator?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Call me miles because I want you to complete me every round.
If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
What are your times? Because I can show you the time of your life.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
I ain’t a personal trainer, but I can host a one-on-one workout !
We could do some cardio at your place
Please, please me
Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
It's not you...it's your taste in music.
Are you spaghetti? I want to put sauce on you.
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Your batteries must be low after hiking all day. Can I recharge them?
Don't add honey to your tea. You are already sweet enough!
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Sorry sweety, but I think I'm in love with your mom.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
Your Bosons are giving me a Hadron.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
Are you a model?
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Do you have a name you want me to save you as on my phone or should I just put 'mine'?
I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
Hey would you believe me if I said I was bitten by a crocodile?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Let me give you another reason to feel thankful this year. 😏
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