Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
Promise you won’t Char-leave?
Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight!
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
I’m sorry if I made you feel awkward, I just want to have dinner with you.
Allow me to synapse with you, and we shall store the most wonderful of memories.
Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Nice asteroids.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
What's your name? Because I'll be screaming it all night long.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You're such a TEAse.
You can stand under my umbrella.
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Would you sleep with me for $100? I could really use the money.
Girl, If you were a fruit you'd be a can't-elope.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, your lonely nights are over.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Give me your number so I can make the call.
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I can be your travel pillow.
Belize let me hold you.
Did I Elijah’st fall in love?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
So how many cats do you have?
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
You can hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
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