I meditate about you. Will you do the same too?
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
Do you have any sunscreen? 'Cause you are burning me up!
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Hello Boo-tiful.
Hey, I found you! You are the girl of my dreams.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
It's always a first class trip with me.
I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
I'm local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Every function without you will always be void of love.
You must be marked Prestissimo… because you’re dashing.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you're electrifying.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Wow, Charlotte, your name should definitely be Char-hot.
Baby, I am only tempted by two things: you and chocolate.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
If I was an enzyme, I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
I’m looking for my soulmate. Do you think you could Aiden my search?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd only have a dollar because you never leave my mind.
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