You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
You are hot to the core, aren’t you?
There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait, I forgot u, r, a, q, t.
I saw you on Spotify so thought to text you. You were in the hottest singles this week.
Want to ge together sometime and make Double Trouble?
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”
- Will Smith, Hitch (2005)
Sorry to bother you, I think I dropped my heart here. Can you pick it up?
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
"Our relationship is like a fat guy."
"What?"
"It's not working out."
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I’d be Madeline if I didn’t say I was dying to get to know you
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Are you a corn farmer? Because I'm stalking you
You’re so beautiful, you make me feel like an arpeggiated chord… broken.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
Want to go for a ride?
Man: Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Woman: Do you know what'd look good on you? Nothing.
Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.
Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
You remind me of cheese... I want you on everything!
Nice legging. Are you making a fashion statement? Because you got my attention.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
Want to be workout buddies?
Girl, you're such a Banff (i.e., a Bad Ass, Nice, And Fascinating Female).
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
Well well, you’ve John and got my attention for sure
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
It says right here that this frozen pizza is enough for two.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
I was so amazed by your beauty that I had to run to the wall over there. So, I need to get your number and name to claim my insurance.
I’m no James Monroe, but I can give you an Era of Good Feelings.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
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