You're hotter than a Bunsen burner.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I would really love to run away with you.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
"I wish I could say you were the most special person in the world, but you're not."
If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.
You know, I've never needed a third base coach to wave me home.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Stop Stalin and let’s hook up.
Sorry, I would’ve called sooner but my phone overheated...
I guess you’re just too hot for this dating app!
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
Oh, the heat! Doesn’t summer know – you’re all the sunshine I need!
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Am I in the advanced class? Because I like to go hard.
"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."
I can’t believe such a perfect match could Alexis-t
What a great match, guess you could say its my Luke-y day
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Hey, let me take you out on a first date in the snow - I promise I'm not a flaky person.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Are you a fairy? Because you are the fulfillment of all my wishes.
You must be Egyptian, because I'm a enslaved by your eyes.
I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.
I'm no Joseph. Perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I've been having about you?
I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
Are you Vietnamese? Cause I'm falling pho you.
Date a soccer player. We can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Dang girl, are you an angel? Because you are dead to me.
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You must have a C3 convertase inhibitor because you’re impossible to complement. You’re already perfect.
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