Looks like I’ve finally found my one and Zoe
You are the square to my root.
You’re all I’m Luca-ing for and more
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
Are you related to the sun? Because running into you just brightened up my day!
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Are you Broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
I hope my love for you is arterial because I don’t want it to be all in vein.
What’s your go to order at a bar? Mine is A Big Ale
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
Can I just watch this Spotify ad? Cause I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted time with you.
I think my heart just lagged.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
Does your dad own a chocolate factory? Because you are as sweet as chocolate.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Are you a Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Hey is your name Cameron? Cuz I’d love a Camera-n to capture that gorgeous face of yours.
I hope you're ready to spend some koalaty time together.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
Hey, are you Oscar? Because I really want to win you...
Did you just hit me with a pitch? I'm feeling faint.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
Is your father a boxer?
Because baby, you're a knockout.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Do you have a library card?
So you can check me out?
No, because my cat just died and I need to find a book about cat funerals.
You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.
I’ve got my ion you, baby.
"There's something I've been wanting to say since the day we met - goodbye."
Here's to a big opening weekend.
I am a jogger, but date me and I will never run away from you.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
I don’t know what I’d do without you, but starting tomorrow I’m going to give it a try.
Are you a bowl of Lucky Charms? Because you appear to be magically delectable!
My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Are you the sun?
Because you should stay 93 million miles away from me.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
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