I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Can I hold your hand?
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
Hello, allow me to hi-Jack this conversation
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
The weather is almost as beautiful as you, m'lady.
Honey if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put the letters "DON'T LOVE" in between I and U
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldo.
Aldo who?
Aldo anything for you.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Get me some cooling aloe gel, because you are making me as hot as a sunburn.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They're probably long dead.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Man: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Are you in the Library catalog? I'd love to get you're number.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
I'll light your fire for you if you want!
If you were a baseball and I was a bat would you let me hit?
Girl, you should not have covered your beautiful eyes behind those Versace sunglasses.
I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.
I'm doing yoga tonight but I rather be doing you.
You had me at taco.
Can you do sign language?
I wish I knew how to sign because I don't think any spoken words can describe how beautiful you are.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
Have you checked in yet? Because I've been check-in you out all day.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
"I like the parts of your face that are covered with skin."
- Anchorman 2 (2013)
You must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!
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