Roses are red and so is the state, let us be comrades because I think you are great
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
I think you might be a star, because I can't stop orbiting around you.
So, is it my dugout or yours?
Please Mr.Postman deliver to my heart.
I'm a maintenance engineer and I'd love to tinker with your parts.
There’s snow one like you.
Do you squat here often?
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Baby you make my telescope expand.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I’m like the Jean Baptiste-Colbert of relationships. I never trade with anyone else.
I feel the rush upon eating chocolate whenever I hold your hand.
Can I tie your shoes? I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Is there a magnet in here because I'm really attracted to You.
You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.
May I put my basketballs in your hoop?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to give you a kiss.
You sweep me off my feet!
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
I think it would be hot if we f**ked other people. Exclusively.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
Hey I hope you don’t mind me messaging you… something about you just seemed very Amy-cable
Money can't buy me love but it can buy you a drink
How about we skip the hors d oeuvres and head straight for the digestif?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
I think we need to become better strangers.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
Knock knock. Who's there?
You're.
You're who?
You're single again.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Are you tired? Because you’ve been Aaron-ing through my mind all day
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
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