Let's skip the Netflix on the sofa and go straight to chill in my bed.
What's the use of having the best phone, but not having my number?
I wish I was a Trypanosoma Cruzi so I could live in your heart.
You must be calcification on a non-contrast CT, cause you’re just glowing.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
I'd like to get you wet. At least long enough to get you back to the ocean.
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and people who love you. And I don't love chocolate.
Eosin is red. Collagen stains blue. I’m stuck prepping slides, but thinking of you.
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Let's boomerbang!
You look like my future ex wife.
"You're not Mr. Right.... just Mr. Right Now."
Let’s put our tulips together.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Wanna see a magic trick? Abrakadabra, you're single now.
If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning.”
Forget hydrogen, you're my number one element.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Do you know how to drive stick? Because I sure as hell do.
Is there an airport nearby? Or is that just my heart taking off?
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
The only thing tender today is my heart for you
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
The best stretches are partner stretches.
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I'd got to bat for you, babe.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
Are you an onion? Cause I want to peel your layers.
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
If you were a flower, I would pick you.
Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Hey how’s it going? Ben jammin’ much today?
Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
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