Babe, there's a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I'll know it's real.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Your beauty is a singularity. The force of attraction between us is so powerful.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
"Baby, let me hack your pentagon."
- Person of Interest
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Honey, are you a drummer? Because you can make my heart skip a beat.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
Can I get your number?
One call, that's all.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
Hey Bella, looking for a fella?
Boy: (Mimicking the sound of an ambulance) Girl: Why are you doing that? Boy: It’s the ambulance. The paramedics are coming to pick me up after I saw you, my heart just stopped.
Are you Australian? Cause you meet all my koala-fications!
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Aside from being single, what do you do for a living?
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Is your name chocolate, because you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
Join me today, because I am in it for the long run when it comes to love.
Why settle for metaphors? How about I turn that simile into a smile?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Are you a stop watch? Because our time is up.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
I'll make love to you if you want me to.
I may not be Mumford, but do you want to have my sons?
Hey Adam… it’s Adam shame I don’t have your number yet
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Hey baby, I think I'm going blind. Because I can't see you anymore.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
The only thing brighter than the sun on this track is your smile.
I find my core strength in you.
Do you have my other lung? Because I’ve been LUNG-ing for you.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Nice Ass-teroid.
You had me at ruff.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
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