Know what? I dig you, really!
Have you been eating Lucky Charms? Because you're looking magically delicious.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
What are you doing this saturday? I've got a football match, but I'd rather score with you
If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
Here, look at this blank piece of paper for a second… I wrote every reason why we should stick together on it.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’d go into thousands of dollars of crippling debt just to examine you!
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Girl: Want to see a magic trick?
Boyfriend: Sure.
Girl: Poof you're single.
Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.
Girl give me a chance and I will show you a world of our own where spell of love began and our hearts become one
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Hey girl! Let me orbit around you.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Belize me, baby, I will Peru'v my love for you at any Cost.
I’m considering a modulation… Because I want to come up to your level
This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
Excuse me, could you point me toward the Self-Help section? I need some advice on how to approach a gorgeous guy in a bookstore without seeming creepy.
Hey, I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.
I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
My d**k is committed to you, but my heart is not.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.
Hey, wanna come to my place and observe something else that's constantly expanding?
The expiration date says "best if used by tonight." Can I make you dinner?
Excuse me, do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because there's a new issue with you every f**king day.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
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