If you think my Camel pose is impressive, wait until you see my Cobra.
Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iPhone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.
Is that a fugue I can hear? Because we’re about to get entangled
Did you know I’m a flower? Because I just need somebudy like you.
I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because honestly, Karen, you are a demon.
You can put your hands at my heart’s center.
You had me at taco.
You’re the pumpkin pie of my eye.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
You're so beautiful, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
There's nothing humble about my warrior.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?
You’re so hot, you denature my enzymes.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest!
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Mmm, these honey samples are so mouthwatering.
If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.
You're like baseball: A thinkin' man's game.
Did the Lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Is your name Scarlett? Because when I saw you my heart was gone with the wind.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Butch.
Butch who?
Butch your arms around me and give me a hug.
Every time I think about you, my heart’s tempo shifts from adagio to allegro.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
I like 25 letters of the alphabet
But I love U.
Roses are red, my face is too.. that only happens when I see you.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.
Even The Beatles think that we should "Come Together." "Right now."
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Hold me tight dear and I promise to send all my loving to you.
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