Sorry I've been following you...
But my parents told me to chase my dreams.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Hey, want to get together sometime since we both have unpaired electrons?
The earth laughs in flowers, so it must have been extremely happy the day you were born.
You had me at cello.
If I were a transplant surgeon, I’d give you my heart.
If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Is your dad an Italian thief? Because you just stole a pizza my heart.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
I know that 70% of the human body is composed of H2O, but the tall drink of water I'm looking at is probably 97%.
Hey baby are you a boxer? You should try it, because your one hell of a knock out!
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Babe, are you a virus? 'Cause, you're having an effect on my whole body.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Shouldn't you be on top of the tree, Angel?
Baby you got the perfect route for me.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
Even my new stainless steel cookware set isn't as slick as you.
Girl you're looking like a snack and I'm going on a diet.
I’m jealous of your stethoscope… I am the one who should be wrapped around your neck!
You really flipturn me on.
You look like trash, may I take you out?
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Built up some confidence to reach out…hope you don’t igNora me
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
I know I’m not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but one glance at you and I’m already interested.
Are you a lion of the sea? Because I’m sure, I’ll see you in my bed tonight, lion.
I'm not a hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
I am not your first love, but I would love to be the last.
I think we'd make a cute pear.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
Want to get some air? You took my breath away!
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
I'm not wearing any socks. And I have the panties to match.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
You’re like the perfect audition piece: rare, beautiful, and extremely worth it.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
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