"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they’d never reach a conclusion." ~George Bernard Shaw
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“It doesn’t matter if you’re black or white… the only color that really matters is green.” – Family Guy
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
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