“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“Money isn’t everything, but it’s a long way ahead of what comes next.” - Edmund Stockdale
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with." ~From a Washington Post word contest
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.” – Rebecca Johnson
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won’t be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.” -Henny Youngman
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“I’m tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.” — Shaquille O’Neal
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.” — Steven Wright
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
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