“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“What’s your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.” – Anonymous
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
"Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” ~ Benjamin Franklin
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
"Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly payment is due." ~Author Unknown
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
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