“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
"Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money." ~ Anonymous
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy beer." ~ Gary Reilly
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown