“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” ~ Joan Rivers
“People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage." ~Doug Larson
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be” — unknown
"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
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