“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
“Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells." ~J. Paul Getty
“You fool! You’re 30 cents away from having a quarter!” –Sweet Dick Willie (Robin Harris)Do the Right Thing
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
"I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not." ~ Fran Lebowitz
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
“Money often costs too much." ~Ralph Waldo Emerson
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
“Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.” —Addison H. Hallock
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~Buzzie Bavasi
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
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