"The safe way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin” –Mark Twain
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
“They say that love is more important, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?” – Anonymous
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money." ~ Henny Youngman
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“Money often costs too much.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
"I despise the lottery. There’s less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit by a passing asteroid." ~ Unknown
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.” – Artemus Ward
“People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.”—Joan Rivers
“Money doesn’t solve all problems but it could solve my money problem.” – Anonymous
“I am not worried about the deficit. It is big enough to take care of itself." ~ Ronald Reagan
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
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