“I love money. I love everything about it. I bought some pretty good stuff. Got me a $300 pair of socks. Got a fur sink. An electric dog polisher. A gasoline powered turtleneck sweater. And, of course, I bought some dumb stuff, too.” – Steve Martin
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” – Bob Hope
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
"Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate." ~ Mark Twain
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
"Don’t stay in bed unless you make money in bed." ~ George Burns
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“It doesn’t matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.” ~ Anonymous
“Money and women. They’re two of the strongest things in the world. The things you do for a woman you wouldn’t do for anything else. Same with money.” — Satchel Paige
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
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