“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence." ~Max Amsterdam
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“If inflation continues to soar, you’re going to have to work like a dog just to live like one." ~George Gobel
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it." ~ David Lee Roth
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
“Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today." ~ Herman Wouk
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.” Spike Milligan.
"Money is like a sixth sense – and you can’t make use of the other five without it." ~ William Somerset Maugham
“Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That’s how rich I want to be.” – Rita Rudner
“In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.” –Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface
“You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.” —Franklin P. Adams
"I put a dollar in one of those changed machines. Nothing changed." ~ George Carlin
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow.” – Carl Fox (Martin Sheen)Wall Street
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
“Carpe per diem – seize the check.” – Robin Williams.
“I am having an out of money experience." ~Author Unknown
“I owe much; I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor.” - Francois Rebelais
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
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