“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
“Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime income – which he then spends sending his son to college.” — Bill Vaughn
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single.” – Billy Crystal
“Anybody who tells you money can’t buy happiness never had any.” —Samuel L. Jackson
“I’m spending a year dead for tax reasons.” Douglas Adams.
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my swiss bank account." ~ Woody Allen
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair." ~Sam Ewing
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.” - Jenny McCarthy
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys” – James Goldsmith
“I’m so naive about finances. Once my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn’t understand, she had to explain, ‘That’s like three Mercedes.’ Then I understood.” – Brooke Shields
"Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?" ~ John Barrymore
"Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to go shopping." ~ Bo Derek
“I rob banks because that’s where the money is.” Willie Sutton.
“Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions." ~A.A. Latimer
“I’m stuck between “I need to save money.” and “You only live once.”” – Anonymous
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won at Faro or in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain
“It’s money. I remember it from when I was single” — Billy Crystal
“They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it.” Joseph Addison.
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“Undermine the entire economic structure of society by leaving the pay toilet door ajar so the next person can get in free.” - Taylor Meade
“The poor have more children, but the rich have more relatives.” – Unknown
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“Cocaine is God’s way of saying you’re making too much money.” – Robin Williams
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“Money can’t buy you happiness but it can pay for plastic surgery." ~ Joan Rivers
"We live by the golden rule. Those who have the gold make the rules." ~ Unknown
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage” — James Holt McGavran
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for my American Express bill.” Peter Ustinov.
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“A fool and his money are lucky enough to get together in the first place.” — Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
"Dogs have no money. Isn’t that amazing? They’re broke their entire lives. But they get through. Do you know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets." ~ Jerry Seinfeld
"I’m so poor I can’t pay attention." ~ Ron Kittle
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.”-Nick Arnette
“Misers are no fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.” —Tom Snyder
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.” – Anonymous
“There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.” -Spencer Tracy quotes
“Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt." ~ Herbert Hoover
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
"Most people work just hard enough to not get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." ~ George Carline
"If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves, there wouldn’t be enough to go around." ~ Christina Stead
"They were a people so primitive they did not know how to get money, except by working for it." ~ Joseph Addison
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
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