“My formula for success is rise early, work late and strike oil.” JP Getty.
“Always borrow money from a pessimist, he doesn’t expect to be paid back." ~Author Unknown
“No matter how hard you hug your money, it never hugs back.” — H. Jackson Brown Jr.
“Money’s only something you need in case you don’t die tomorrow." ~ Martin Sheen
“From birth to age 18, a girl needs good parents, from 18 to 35 she needs good looks, from 35 to 55 she needs a good personality, and from 55 on she needs cash.” – Sophie Tucker
“What’s the use of happiness? It can’t buy you money.”- Henry Youngman
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt” – Earl Wilson
“When I was young I thought money was the most important thing in life; now that I’m old, I know it is." ~ Oscar Wilde
“I finally know what distinguishes man from other beasts: financial worries.” – Jules Renard
“All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy." ~ Spike Milligan
“The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.” – Kin Hubbard
“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.” -Jackie Mason
“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache” – Mae West
“Money isn’t the most important thing in life, but it’s reasonably close to oxygen on the “gotta have it” scale." ~Zig Ziglar
“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” —Phyllis Diller
“The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters." ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann
“The trick is to stop thinking of it as ‘your’ money.” – IRS auditor
“What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.” –Gordon Gekko (Michael Douglas) Wall Street
“It’s amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!” — Milton Berle
“Money is something you have to make in case you don’t die.” Max Asnas.
“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer." ~Author Unknown
“Women prefer men who have something tender about them – especially the legal kind." ~Kay Ingram
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
“I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can’t get killed by a blank?” — Milton Berle
"There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one." ~ Jack Yelton
“I’m so poor I can’t even pay attention." ~Ron Kittle
“If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle Onassis
“I made my money the old-fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died” — Malcolm Forbes
“The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste." ~M.W. Harrison
“He who marries for love without money has good nights and sorry days.” – Anonymous
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." ~ J. Paul Getty
“If there is anyone to whom I owe money, I’m prepared to forget it if they are.” - Errol Flynn
"I am having an out-of-money experience." ~ Anonymous
"Too many people spend money they haven’t earned, to buy things they don’t want, to impress people they don’t like." ~ Will Smith
“There are two times in a man’s life when he should not speculate: when he can’t afford it, and when he can.” – Mark Twain
“If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it." ~Author Unknown
"Money doesn’t change you. It reveals who you are when you no longer have to be nice." ~ Tim Ferriss
“You should always live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.”- Josh Billings
“October: This is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.” Mark Twain
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”— Will Rogers
"If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves." ~ Lane Kirkland
“The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people” – Billy Ray Valentine (Eddie Murphy) Trading Places
"Do you have any idea how cheap stocks are? Wall Street is now being called Wall Mart Street." ~ Jay Leno
“Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.” – Winston Churchill
"Ah, yes, divorce… A Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams
“Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.” – Benjamin Franklin
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -JP Getty.
"If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
“To make a million, start with $900,000.” - Morton Shulman.
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx