"The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman." — Samuel Taylor Coleridge
"My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan."
- Leopold Fechner.
"I wasn’t kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth." — Chico Marx
"Romantic love is a mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one." – Fran Lebowitz
"Love is a two-way street constantly under construction."
- Carroll Bryant.
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." Charles M. Schulz, creator of Peanuts
"Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it." — Phyllis Schlafly
"If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books." — Alan King
"What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds."
- Cindy Garner.
"So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea." - King Jaffe Joffer, 'Coming to America'
"Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke." - Lynda Barry
"I went out with a guy once who told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, 'I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.'"
- Chelsea Handler
"The bravest thing that men do is love women." — Mort Sahl
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger." - Unknown
"Love thy neighbor—and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier." - Mae West
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein
"Love is an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." - Jules Renard
"True love is singing karaoke 'Under Pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part." Mindy Kaling
"You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." — Melanie Clark
"Money can’t buy love, but it improves your bargaining position." — Christopher Marlowe
"My wife is really sentimental. One Valentine’s Day I gave her a ring and to this day she has never forgotten those three little words that were engraved inside — Made in Taiwan." — Leopold Fetchner
"Love is a lot like a toothache. It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
- George Burns.
“I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also, I love you.” - Dwight Schrute, 'The Office'
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