“All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.” —Alexander Woollcott
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." - Rodney Dangerfield
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities." - Dr. Seuss
“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But if the doctor is cute forget the fruit.”
Sammie
"I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. he other two are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves"
"Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital."
- Amit Kalantri
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen
“Excercise? I thought you said extra fries.”
"I became insane with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Edgar Allen Poe
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook"- Julia Child
"How sickness enlarges the dimension of a man's self to himself!"- Charles Lamb
“I have to excercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing."- Marsha Doble.
"I can't believe we got grades in gym class. I've never used anything I learned in there."
- Jim Gaffigan
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times." —Mark Twain
"I am dying with the help of too many physicians." —Alexander the Great
"Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it." —Lily Tomlin
"I refuse to spend my life worrying about what I eat. There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric ward." - John Mortimer
"Some people would fall in or out of love with you if you lose or gain a few kilos."
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Half the modern could drugs well be thrown out the window, except that the birds might eat them.”
Unknown
"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.
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