"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate!"
- Unknown.
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet." —Fran Lebowitz
"Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint." —Mark Twain
"If you're using two-pound weights, how did you even open the door to the gym?"
- Dave Attell
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
"I consider my refusal to go to the gym today as resistance training ."
- Immortal Souls.
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not." - Mark Twain
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits." - Author unknown
“I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. So I’ll keep it.”
Don Kardong.
"I like long walks, especially when they're taken by people who annoy me"- Fred Allen.
"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a gym when it's free to not exercise."
- Bridger Winegar
"Older people shouldn't eat health food. They need all the preservatives they can get." —Robert Orben
"I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises."
- Neil Armstrong.
"There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it." - Josh Billings
“The only exercise I’ve done this month is running out of money"
"Eating words has never given me indigestion." —Winston Churchill
"When future archaeologists dig up the remains of California, they're going to find all of those gyms, their scary-looking gym equipment, and they're going to assume that we were a culture obsessed with torture."
- Douglas Coupland
"I only workout, because I really really like donuts."
- Unknown
"Take the admission to the gym to avoid the admission to the hospital."
- Amit Kalantri
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
"When I feel like exercising I just lie down until the feeling goes away."
- Robert M. Hutchins.
"Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory"- Albert Schweitzer
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." —Jackie Mason
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