“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
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