"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places."
— Mark Twain
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown