“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
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