“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
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