"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
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