“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein