“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
“Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.”
— Unknown
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“Friendship is not a big thing, it’s a million little things.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown