“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“One measure of friendship consists not in the number of things friends can discuss, but in the number of things they need no longer mention.”
— Clifton Fadiman
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
"True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together."
— Emilie Saint-Genis
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“Sometimes me think, ‘What is friend?’ Then me say, ‘Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.’”
— Cookie Monster
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
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