“When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.”
— Unknown
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I’m having problems you are always there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you are always there. Let’s face it. You are bad luck.”
— Unknown
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
“A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad.”
— Arnold H. Glasgow
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“Never let your friends be lonely…. Disturb them all the time.”
— Unknown
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain