“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.”
— Bernard Meltzer
“Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone.”
— Unknown
“I am your best friend, and there isn’t anything you can do about it!”
— Unknown
“God made up best friends because he knew our mom couldn’t handle us as sisters.”
— Unknown
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
— Greg Tamblyn
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
“Having those weird conversations with your friend and thinking “if anyone heard us, we’d be put in a mental facility.”
— Unknown
“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.”
— Unknown
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘D***, that was fun.'”
— Groucho Marx
“To make a difference in someone’s life you don’t have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect you just have to care enough and be there.”
— Unknown
“Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship; and pass the rosy wine.”
— Charles Dickens
“To like and dislike the same things, that is what makes a solid friendship.”
— Sallust
“We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
— Unknown
“I don’t have a lot of friends but I have the best friends because I choose quality over quantity.”
— Unknown
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
– Laurence J. Peter
"Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice."
— Otto von Bismarck
“A messy house is a must—it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house!”
— Jennifer Wilson
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
“You drink too much. Cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.”
— Unknown
"Whoever says friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
— Bronwyn Polson
“Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.”
— Sicilian Proverb
"I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room... but not too humid because, you know... my hair."
— Unknown
"I can tell by your sarcastic undertones, rude comments, and sheer lack of common decency that we should be best friends."
— Unknown
“Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.”
— Unknown
“Do you think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.”
— Unknown
“A good friend will always stab you in the front.”
— Oscar Wilde
“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
— Unknown
“Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.”
— Unknown
“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
"This is by far your worst idea ever…I’ll be there in 15 minutes."
— Unknown
“We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up… after I finish laughing.”
— Unknown
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“We’ve been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.”
— Unknown
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
"The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime if not asked to lend money."
— Mark Twain
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.”
— Linda Grayson
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.“
— Oscar Wilde
"If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal."
— Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness and shenanigans.”
— Unknown
"The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families."
— Jay McInerney
“Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.”
– Samuel Butler
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
— Oprah Winfrey
"I am the friend you have to explain to your other friends before they meet me."
— Unknown
“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!”
— C.S. Lewis
“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person that made you cry.”
— Unknown
"A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday."
— Erma Bombeck
“You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. I’ll train you.”
— Unknown
“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.”
— Unknown
“Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.”
— Unknown