“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
"Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces."
— Judith Viorst
"I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts"
– Beverly Sills
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"Carbs are the answer. No matter the question."
— Unknown
“I have a passion for not cooking.”
― Unknown
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
"When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half-eaten sandwich."
— Violet Matters
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"Never eat more than you can lift."
— Miss Piggy
"Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments."
— Bethenny Frankel
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
“I thought I’d become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.”
― Chelsea Handler
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
“Another day, another 13,000 calories.”
— Andy Lassner
“I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.”
― Unknown
"I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food."
— Unknown
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that, five or six days later, you're hungry again."
– George Miller
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
"If we shake out all of the crumbs from all of the keyboards in the world, we can end world hunger."
— Matthew Dolkart
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
"When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight."
— Yogi Berra
“Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.”
― Unknown
“Red meat is not bad for you. Now, blue-green meat—that’s bad for you!”
— Tom Smothers
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