"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
— Barbara Johnson
“Love means never having to say “Should we get dessert?”
― Unknown
“When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts.”
― Unknown
“Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.”
― Dean Koontz
"I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon."
— Ellen DeGeneres
"Snack time heals all wounds."
— Bridger Winegar
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans."
— Ronald Reagan
"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
– J.R.R. Tolkien
“Being a beaver is nice, if you’re hungry you just eat a piece of your home.”
― Unknown
“I believe it’s a cook’s moral obligation to add more butter given the chance.”
― Michael Ruhlman
“A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.”
― Unknown
“There’s no “we” in ice cream.”
― Unknown
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
"A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze."
— Stephen King
"I don't eat lobsters, shrimp, or crawfish because I don't eat anything that looks like I should step on it."
— George Carlin
“Abs are temporary. Chocolate is forever.”
― Unknown
"Never trust a skinny cook."
– Iain Hewitson
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."
— Jim Davis
"At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom."
— George Carlin
“You only live once… Lick the bowl!”
― Unknown
"I'll have a double cappuccino, half-caf, non-fat milk, with enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing, but not so much that it would leave a mustache."
— Niles Crane
"Americans will eat garbage provided you sprinkle it liberally with ketchup."
— Henry James
"In these difficult times, when so many people are having trouble finding enough to eat, we are extending the “five-second rule” to a full ten seconds."
– Ron Piraro
"I'm not sure how the average American would differentiate National Dessert Day from any other day."
– Andy Borowitz
“I didn’t get this physique by not eating tacos.”
― Jon Tester
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
— Will Rogers
“Nutrition labels should include a “What if I ate the whole thing” section.”
― Unknown
"Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!"
— Roald Dahl
"Life is too short for self-hatred and celery sticks."
– Marilyn Wann
"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again."
— George Miller
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o'clock in the morning."
– John Barrymore
“I’m like Pacman when I’m at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.”
― Unknown
"Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos."
– Don Kardong
“If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?”
― Unknown
"Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It’s a grain. It’s like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem."
– James Patterson
“Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius.”
― Heather Brewer
“I want to tell you about the "sausage principle." The theory says, "If you love something, never try to find out how it is done."”
― Unknown
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”
― Charles M. Schulz
"The 12-step chocoholics program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate!"
— Terry Moore
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.”
― Unknown
“Being a couch potato is dangerous, someone may get hungry and eat you!”
― Unknown
"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."
— Julia Child
"I am not a glutton – I am an explorer of food."
– Erma Bombeck
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."
— Mark Twain
“How do I like my eggs? In a cake.”
― Unknown
"Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing."
— Joss Whedon
“The only clubs I’m interested in are sandwiches.”
― Unknown
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
– Ernestine Ulmer
“I thought about losing weight once, but I don’t like losing.”
― Unknown
“I always carry a knife in my purse, just in case we’re having cake.”
― Unknown
Go to BabaMail
