You are one well-defined function!
You're hotter than a data center!
I think my heart just lagged.
If I freeze, it's not a computer virus. I was just stunned by your beauty.
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
Every function without you will always be void of love.
Baby, you make all my binary search trees balance.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
If you were a dynamically allocated variable in a C++ program, you'd create a leak. Because I'd never delete you from my life.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
You have the nicest syntax I've ever seen.
If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.