I’m soy into you.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
You're such a TEAse.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Hello there, how do you brew?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”