I’m soy into you.
You're such a TEAse.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
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