I like you about 1/18 as much as I like a Pumpkin Spice Latte, which is to say “I love you forever, let’s get married.”
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
This must be decaf, cause you’re just dreamy!
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
You're such a TEAse.
Hey, was your daddy a barista because you are ALMOST what I ordered.
Hello there, how do you brew?
Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
Are you a Gingersnap/Eggnog Latte? Because I want to bring you home for the holiday.
Giving me your number sounds like a fair trade.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
My coffee hasn't kicked in yet, so I can't think of a charming pickup line.
I had to clean my filter twice after I saw how beautiful you are because I couldn’t believe my Arabicas.
I know you’ve turned me down before, but I’m asking for an extra shot.
This coffee is steaming up my glasses or is that just you?
I have no idea how you can look so great pre-coffee.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I like my coffee like I like my men: either tall or with a confusing Italian name.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
I have a personal rule to never eat chocolate alone.
Are you a Frappuccino? Because I want to be that whipped cream on the top.
Hey there, don’t add honey to that chamomile. You’re already too sweet.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
That Kenyan black smells wonderful! May I try it? Normally I stick to English Breakfast, but I’m always open to experimenting.
Hold the sugar, please. You're sweet enough for me.
I can feel something brewing between the two of us.
Just promise you won’t tamper with my heart.
I’m soy into you.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
You’re like my coffee, you keep me up all night.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Do you get a hint of almond in this Keemun? No? That’s odd because I’m nuts about you.
Excuse me, is it you or my coffee that’s getting my heart rate up?
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Careful of that Earl Grey, it’s super hot! Oh wait, you don’t need to worry. It’s not as hot as you.
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