I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman.
My love for you is like a fruitcake during the holidays - nutty, spicy and unavoidable, no matter how hard you try.
You make me more excited than gifts under a Christmas tree.
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Is your name Faith?
Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Excuse me, is your name Grace?
Because you're amazing!
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I didn't know angels flew this low.
Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
I didn't believe in predestination until I met you.
The fact that I've met you shows that God loves me.
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
Your bible would look great on my nightstand.
Let me check your tag.
Yep, just as I thought - Made In Heaven.
Are you sitting on a candle? Because your booty is on fire.
You can take me home tonight, but only if Yuletide-y up your place.
If you were a tree, you'd be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
I'd definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
Are you one of Job's daughters?
Because you're twice as beautiful as any other girl I've ever seen.
Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because I light up.
I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?
I don't have a Christmas list, cuz you're already the best gift.
I can get you off the Naughty List.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
You're my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
Do you know what the Temple Veil and I both have in common?
We're both ripped.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
I don't need Christmas lights, you're already shining so bright.
Hey girl, are you related to Abraham's nephew?
Because I like you a LOT.
When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.
Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it.
Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
There’s snow one like you.
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Is this seat saved? Because I am.
When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
Girl, you and me are like loaves and fishes. Together we might be a miracle.
It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
Let's get drinks, cuz I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
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