In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.