Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
I'm no photographer but I can picture us together.
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
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