Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
There's side view, rear view and you know what else?
I loview.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Hey girl, feel my sweater. Know what it's made of?
Boyfriend material.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Do you know karate cause your body is kickin'.
If we're going to make love later, you should probably be there.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
I've only got three months to live.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Is that the sun coming up?
Or is it just you lighting up my world?
Everyone knows Albert Einstein because of his research in physics. But most people don’t know about his brother who did research in monster making...
His name was Frank.
Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism?
Because you're making me breathless.
Are you a model?
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
Someone said you were looking for me.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
Hi, my name's Pogo. Wanna ride on my stick?
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Rocker.
I think I've just found one.
Hey girl, are you a Sharpie? Cause you are Ultra Fine.
You make me wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Were you forged by Sauron? Because baby, you're precious.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you're hot!
Hi, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If I get hooked on you, will you hook up with me?
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
Are those space pants? Cause your ass is out of this world.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Just call me milk. I'll do your body good.
"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"
Nothing lasts forever. Can you be my nothing?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
That dress would look great on my bedroom floor!
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
We should get some coffee because I'm liking you a latte.
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