My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
You shouldn't wear make up, baby.
It's messing with perfection.
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
Let me be a chicken nugget, and take a dip in your sauce.
Are you looking for a shallow relationship?
Do you have any raisins?
No? How about a date?
Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at 425 degrees.
Do you like bananas or blueberries?
I want to know what kind of pancakes to make in the morning.
Can I have directions?
To your heart.
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours.
I'm lactose intolerant so please keep your cheesy pick up lines away from me.
Do you want to die happy?
I've heard lovemaking is a killer.
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?