How about we play a fun game called Haida totem pole?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's cuddle.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
Are you maple syrup? ‘Cause you taste so sweet.
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
You’ve got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
Have you ever been fishing in Lake Michigan? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
Let’s go to my place. I’d like to show you my puck collection.
Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.
You’re prettier than a summer day in Lunenburg.
You’re so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Fall hardly happens here, but You'll be falling for me.
I really caribou-t you.
It's getting warmer and the snow is melting. Time for me to melt your heart.
Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Also Did you utilize Canada's public healthcare system to help ease that pain?
Help me score one more time for team Canada?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Baby, meeting you was better than an NHL lockout ending.
I saw you and I pictured us as swans, we could mate for life.
Wanna make out in my Tundra Buggy?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
We fit together like a gitch in a wedgie.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Wanna churn butter with me?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
I put the “man” in Manitoba.
My feelings for you are Mont-real.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
I'm waking up at 5am for hockey. But I would stay up all night for you.