You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're just my cup of tea!
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart