You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
You're just my cup of tea!
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.