You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
You are the sun that never sets on the British empire.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Damn girl, are you British?
Because you just conquered my heart
You're like my tea: Hot and British!
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Are you British?
Cuz you just colonised my heart.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
You're just my cup of tea!
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.