If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, with you in my head, this cow goes moooo.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.