My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
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