Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
You had me at ruff.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Are you the energizer bunny cause you just keep going and going through my mind.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?