How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
If you let me, I will chase you like a cheetah.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Cute dog in your pics! Can I have his number?
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
Hay girl, I'd like to have a stable relationship with you!
From a frog: Hey baby, it's a future rose from a future prince.
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Swiped for the dog, stayed for the human.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you a cat? Because you're purrrrrfect.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
How about we get down to monkey business?
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
Baby you be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
This dog is beautiful. I see he takes after his owner.