I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I summoned the dragon just for you. Now its time to make your wish come true.
A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.
Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.
You love dogs. I love dogs. I think we may just be the paw-fect match.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Hey girl, are you on the endangered species list? 'Cause baby you are one of a kind!
What do you say to you, me, and our dogs getting together sometime to raise the ruff?
Does your daddy have a pet owl? Because you are a hoot.
You may be flightless but you make my heart soar.
Hey girl, I hope you see that I'm not like all the otters!
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.
I just heard some coyotes outside. I don't want to sleep a lone wolf tonight.
Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
If I followed you home, would you keep me?
Were you raised in captivity? Because you captured my heart.
I'm gonna be on you like alligator on wildebeest.
I don't want to make the faux-paw of coming on strong, but your dog is so adorable, I couldn't resist.
I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you on the endangered species list cause baby you are one of a kind!
It's hunting season and fox like you shouldn't be out in the open!
Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
You had me at ruff.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Damn girl, I must be an elephant. Because I'd never forget you.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Cute dog! I just wanted to take this op-paw-tunity to say hi!
Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?
If I said you had a gorgeous shell would you hold it against me?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.
Heya, howl you doin'? Yikes, sorry, that was a ruff start.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
Aww, what's your pup's name? He has such a sweet face.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I've been thinking about you owl night long...
Baby, when you're near me my heart beats like a hedgehog's. That's about 300 beats a minute.
Whenever I saw the beautiful smile on your face, my heart jumps like a happy little kangaroo.
Dog heaven must be missing an angel.
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
How about we get down to monkey business?