In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated? Turkey.
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!
What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus? Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
What do you call a turkey's evil twin?
A Gobblegänger.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What's more amazing than a talking turkey? A spelling bee!
When does a turkey go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!