Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners!
What did they Turkey say to the blade of grass? Nice knawing you!
What key has legs and can't open doors? A Turkey.
What does Miley Cyrus eat at Christmas? Twerk-ey!
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving? The turkey trot
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What happened when the turkey got into a fight? He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why did the cranberries turn red?
They saw the turkey dressing!
Why did Jesus ask Judas to crave the turkey?
Beause he knows he likes stabbing others in the back.
What sound does a turkey's phone make? Wing! Wing!