My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
I told my wife that I saw a sheep pondering its place in the world.
She asked me, “Can ewe even imagine?”
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
All the girls I meet keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Every time they see me they say “Ewe”
What is a grandma sheep called?
A baaaa-nana
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
I saw a sheep covered in plastic
It was lambinated.
A female sheep and a couple of aggressive birds are sitting on the veranda. What language do they speak?
Porchewegeese.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
How do you measure the circumference of a Sheep?
Shepherds Pie
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an jerk and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
What do you call a buffet for sheep?
All you can bleat!
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
My brother was trampled to death by a flock of sheep.
May he rest in fleece.
A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.
Baaaa dumb hisssssss.
I heard someone broke out of prison using a sheep
I didn’t believe it until I saw the news and he was on the lamb.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.