What do you call a buffet for sheep?
All you can bleat!
I told my wife that I saw a sheep pondering its place in the world.
She asked me, “Can ewe even imagine?”
A sheep, an idiot, and a snake walk into a bar.
Baaaa dumb hisssssss.
Our local winery recently starting using a flock of sheep to keep the grass from getting too long.
At least that's what I herd through the grapevine.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you call a quiet sheep?
A shhhhhhh-eep.
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
What is a grandma sheep called?
A baaaa-nana
What sound do 8 sheep make?
Octo-bah.
My brother was trampled to death by a flock of sheep.
May he rest in fleece.
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
I heard someone broke out of prison using a sheep
I didn’t believe it until I saw the news and he was on the lamb.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an jerk and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
What's a sheep's favorite art style?
Baa's Relief
My sheep-powered computer was starting to run slowly
So I added more ram
What style of classical music do sheep most enjoy?
Baa-roque
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
How do you measure the circumference of a Sheep?
Shepherds Pie
My wife and I have been having trouble communicating. We decided to take a walk when we passed a farm. She said "awww, babe look at the sheep."
"No, ewe." I said.
A female sheep and a couple of aggressive birds are sitting on the veranda. What language do they speak?
Porchewegeese.
All the girls I meet keep thinking I’m a sheep.
Every time they see me they say “Ewe”
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
I saw a sheep covered in plastic
It was lambinated.