What’s a shark’s favorite bible story?
Noah’s Shark.
What’s the great white shark’s favorite candy?
Jaw-Breakers.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
What did the shark say to the whale?
What are you blubbering about?
What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
You get as far away as possible.
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.