Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
What do you call a bear that jumps but never lands?
Peter Panda.
What is the difference between a panda and a polar bear?
About 1,000 miles.
Why did the bear quit his job at the daycare center?
It was panda-monium.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.