What do Chinese bears eat for breakfast?
Panda-cakes!
What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
This is un-bear-able.
What does a ghost panda eat?
BamBOO!
Did you know that you only need two letters to spell Panda?
You just need P and A.
How do you make a panda?
Punch a polar bear in the eyes.